sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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