I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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