we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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