Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He told me they were just razor bumps!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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