My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
