just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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