All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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