like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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