yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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