found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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