More tranny stories later!
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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