So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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