i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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