Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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