then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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