Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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