Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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