She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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