Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he shaved USA in his pubs
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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