im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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