just tell him i said nine months
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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