Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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