its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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