Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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