I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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