who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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