Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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