she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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