just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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