belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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