I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
