He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
