You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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