can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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