Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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