you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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