I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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