Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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