It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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