Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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