"it" just moved
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
