if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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