I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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