What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my being single is dangerous.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
