Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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