Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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