Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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