Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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