Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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