I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
