is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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