I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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