I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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