No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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