I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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